a metric buttload of eye candy doth not a cool site make FEAR MY LOINS * joefu realizes that he, too, is a 20-odd-year-old operating system from bell +labs. * Wolf likes to change the channel on his TV with a sledge hammer touch; kiss; finger; unzip; mount; gasp; umount; sleep fuck gotta go drink thanx to all that helped anyways can someone please tell me the damn verdict so I can get on with my life :) dorkster: It was that living your life behind a computer makes you very horney Humans are cat dildos. unslider: how to perform the castration? this channel contains probably the most intelligent people of any. I think I just told xv to open my Windows swapfile. Is there versions of Linux for Windows? * BAM doesn't think he's ever been kicked * joefu reaches for the trigger oh no *** BAM has been kicked off channel #linpeople by X (From joefu) If only women came with pull-down menus and online help. winter: no, they click on the icon that shows an anus and it types "this band sucks", you click on a picture of a +vagina to make it say "this band is cool", and you click on a picture of kurt cobain to make it quote random lyrics. there are +also... ...checkboxes for random spelling and grammar errors, arrogance, all capitals, flooding, etc * Nicholas saws jql in half in pure friendship Fare: In fact not, but most tropical countries have only two distinct seasons: HOT and GOD DAMNED HOT, so we call it summer. :) * Winter sees the light. * joefu views the buttload joefu is da mac daddy.. the daddy mac.. joefu: my saviour! Urp. I mean the internet.. really isn't that huge.. people say its the greatest achievement in mankind....but i don't know cheez whiz is the greatest achievement of mankind * Coyote_ tries to write that in some free 8bit eeprom in his human/os 3.5pl17 human/OS 3.5pl17.. very buggy. I can't remember the number of times I've lost data... I wish my parents had been fortunate enough to give me a +tape drive.. BARN TO BE WILD! Can't we all just..... get along? * joefu notes that sed -e 's,/,,' works fine * Flood notes that using other than slashes is non-standard. Conformity must be maintained at all times. You will be assimilated. * joefu is away - deathmatch == life - messages will be saved. oh man, when I get this disaster installed, I have to find something called a +"Program Manager" is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps? procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway I have Intel inside < barf -- big chunksablowin > * unSlider fondles lilo's boobs * unSlider sees no reaction * lilo looks at uns strangely. * unSlider uses a power sander on lilo's boobs *joefu* I'll get the cow for you later. -> *joefu* Ahh... BUT I WANT A BEEFCOW! *joefu* I'll get the cow for you later. -> *joefu* Ahh... BUT I WANT A BEEFCOW! *joefu* I'll get the cow for you later. -> *joefu* Ahh... BUT I WANT A BEEFCOW! *joefu* I'll get the cow for you later. -> *joefu* Ahh... BUT I WANT A BEEFCOW! *joefu* I'll get the cow for you later. -> *joefu* Oh, later you say. *joefu* ###### # # #### # # #### # # *joefu* # ## # # # # # # # # # *joefu* ##### # # # # # # # # ###### *joefu* # # # # # # # # # ### # # *joefu* # # ## # # # # # # # # *joefu* ###### # # #### #### #### # # *joefu* :) * -> joefu: Winter laughs. Digital: mine is a babbage machine * Winter is cranking his computer as we speak. * BAM ported Linux to the 20-bit abacus * Digital rewrote Linux for a pencil. I ported minix to my cat Can (will) any of you tell me how to load a bot? epsilon: umm, i usually do it like this: bash:~$ start-my-leet-bawt bash:~$ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWint! why oh why is it called the buttload? Tender: You christened it, actually. oh god why didnt i keep my flappin mouth shut.. Remeber how MhZ = Metric ButtlHoad Zygotes? Well, in *software optimization, it's all based on optimizing the cell division of Zygotes .. That's where we get the terms "Child" process and "Orhpan" process. A child is what happens if a program doesn't protect itself with LaTeX, and so the parent process +gets bulky, you know, big, for about 9 months or so, slowing everything down.. SSo, when a programmer does software optimization, he/she optimizes the Zygote cell divisons, whilst keeping the LaTeX on, so everything runs smooth, +like well greased.. er.. moving parts. You see? * Randall wishes he would have logged that. Digital: So, how do light-weight processes come into this? Winter :Well, light-weight programs are usually fairly optimized, but they can be optimized more. +However, the programmer must watch for a kernel panic: bulemic() condition. When that happens, the process gets too optimized, or light, and bits start falling off. Eventually, the process dies. However, a merciful sysadmin might kill it. oh, no, i missed a kernel release? * Winter loses all faith in Joefu. * joefu bangs head against wall. Winter: hey, check 1788 (I think) .. transmission of IP dategrms by Avian carriers. It's really interesting. i am trying to get my ai prog to pass the turing test. but it won't. half of irc users probably wouldn't p;ass the Turing test... * terryd knights the right honourable joefu. *redmare* i kno I triued slackware already..it was like giving birth to an apartment complex Winter: mount and umount? The only other command standard UNIX needs is thrust. *** syoung is now known as Digital Cackle! This connection is via my SLIP driver! * Digital is going to make a program that everyone needs and can't avoid +using, and call it Fobwart. * BAM is anal-retentive and RedHat seems to be too * BAM wonders what Thailand is like BAM: sea, sand, sex sex? I'm there heh hehe FRiC: then why the sheep? okay. sea, sand, sex, sheep :) i've become a bit of a unix (linux) bigot. i'd rather fuck a door post than use sco unix. I never get kissed on the nuts FRiC: maybe you're dating the wrong kinda woman? sometimes i feel like i want to find the guy who writes man pages and stick bamboo slivers under +his fingernails * sheep runs into the wall. poor sheep...blind with love Can anyone tell me where I can get a copy of the latest FSSTD? Geflite: Just ask Pat Volkerding for his copy..I'm sure he's not using it right now. ;) * Lobsang notices that if (ag has long beard && ag uses weird clothing && ag is ! nailed ) { ag == Fidel Castro } fidel castro == jesus christ? * joefu will be putting in 32 dialin lines and a terminal server to serve Ohio next month SEX, silly! i was thinking SEX! :-) whoever uploaded mpeg_play 2.01_bin+src should be shot * Coyote tells to FRiC, in case he had not noticed, that he's the guy who uploaded the +mpeg_play-2.01_bin+src.tgz to sunsite.. (twice because of buggy motif libs..) * FRiC did notice * FRiC shoots Coyote * FRiC runs bill gates is on nightline.... wint: random across the channel or randomly across the IRC network? Joe: Channel, but... * Winter ponders wandering through #windows95 and offering the buttload to people. They'd probably kick me out for thinking it's warez. winter: let them pay you What is the turing test.. Isn't that something from neuromancer? ok question, I would like information about getting set up as an +internet service provider, (I know shi* about unix, except the cat, ls, info +and cd commands) i called the phone company about an "ISDN" line but they +havent got back top me yet, I plan on hireing the support staff to maintain +this service but dont know exactly where to start, what is a T1 connection ? * stoney knows a guy who works for sun and all he does is rave about java * Winter isn't surprised to hear about somebody from Sun raving. Stoney: I know a guy who works for Microsoft and all he does is rave +about VisualBasic * Digital notes that you can indeed take out expansion cards while the computer is on and not have it crash. real men have weeping sores on their dicks rtin * BAM sounds the typing in the wrong window alarm * Lobsang sounds the too much useless alarms alarm. :) <-[winter]-> (__) BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FFFFFFF <-[winter]-> /oo\_BB---BB-EE------EE------FF-----\ <-[winter]-> \ /~BBBBBB--EEEEEE--EEEEEE--FFFFF-- | <-[winter]-> oo BB---BB-EE------EE------FF----- | <-[winter]-> BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FF----- ^ <-[winter]-> | | | | <-[winter]-> ^ ^ ^ ^ [Winter:mmill@linfield.edu] thanks:) but wrong winter:) oh geez <-[winter]-> sorry :P [Winter:mmill@linfield.edu] np It was cute:) Twotone: It will make you popular. It will increase your sex drive., It will make women flock to your banner. It will make you cool. * Digital makes the buttload appeal to low-self-esteem teens. minix should not be hard to write a shell script do I need Unix?? mela: That's a decision you have to make for yourself. Often, people fi nd that consulting close friends, a parent, an analyst, or a clergyman helps th em make their decision. I guess I will check with my priest. then make my decision I guess. ok, more R.E.M... joefu: no more, please! * joefu watches f77 panic * f77 watches joefu GPF anytime you need to dump your coors, its a fermentation violation... * LordNight figures that he at least has said some things dumb enough to get into the buttload file... :) ag == Fidel Castro would be ignored by any sane compiler real men dont send mail, they are islands unto themselves I need a dynamic spell checker, maybe a thought verifier too oh, wait, I know why it said them twice when it rehashes the buttload it doesn't clear @butt dumbass cool array name what? dumbass bot, that is * Randall has Dune flashbacks and sees visions of the distribution Jihad raging across the universe LOL hahahahhahahah it could happen * lilo doesn't kill for sport, only for pleasure * Winter looks at wintermu and grins. * xyzzy thinks wintermu is the devil spawn of wint and joefu * fusion passes out green things * lilo accepts a green thing from fusion, and has an interesting discussion with it about the works of Roman Polanski * Winter waits for lilo to eat the green thing. * lilo makes a particularly clever remark. The green thing laughs. lilo eats the green thing. * fusion cries * lilo consoles fusion * lilo eyes fusion hungrily * lilo eats fusion xyzzy: because it makes extremely crude comments every 15 minutes to 2 hours? lilo: so does BAM and we don't kickban him :) * lilo edits lilo's posting the buttload to c.o.l.a. it has totally hung on my HTML page. * xyzzy thinks being totally hung is a feature, not a bug * lilo thinks xyzzy prolly could use as much feature enhancement as most males ;) Winter: umsdos is great Winter: I can recycle useless dos partitions into useful stuff hey winter I am new to this just signed on a few minutes ago don't know what I am doing what is the difference between this and AOL? i couldn't find the word 'Monopoly' in the index to Bill Gates' book. I HAVE MY NICK BACK! Kaz: I hope you and Nick are very happy together again. I want to marry an ENIAC and bear it's children. * Winter would rather fuck a doorpost. tender: once, got not 8 bit clean. Reset the modem, went away. The only error being logged to syslog +is the LCP msg. tender: trying to establish rapport? Neat. I like you, you can have my sister. pub huh? not that im turning you down, you understand, whatever your offer is.. tender: rapport - when a client breathes slowly, so do you. He blinks, you blink. He slouches, you +slouch. He gets not 8 bit clean error once, you get not 8 bit clean error once. :-) * xyzzy puts netscape out of its memory how do you make cool rendered things? pro: with a sledgehammer and some play-doh * aggie slips in * Shawna woners what aggie "slips" into :) i was wondering that also. If aggie likes silk lingerie.... I don't think that's any of your business. SWAP-ON SWAP-OFF SWAP-ON SWAP-OFF, in fstab HELO folks.on.#linpeople.org thank you all...:) i will come back if i need help ...this channel has been very friendly Brazil: No, we're not friendly. The topic is all a lie. Don't beleive it. We don't even run Linux. We sell blue carpet. * Winter grops Nightfall Gah. Wrong window no, that should be Winter greps nightfall. * Digital found out today that Minix does EBDIC (sp!). EBCDIC? * Winter boggles Winter: IBM's encryption standard :) winter: what happens if something good gets said when you're not here? unSlider: I add it too. unSlider: My client gets stuff that happens while its backgrounded. winter... but youre not... HERE... all the time unSlider: No, but Joefu and BAM tend to be. :) heh I haven't been here much lately actually finals and other new life developments * Winter nods at BAM BAM: A woman? Winter: sorta "What is this thing, 'woman'?" -- A Generic Computer Geek. Winter: well, yeah. BAM: Sorta? Sorta got or sorta a woman? digital: its like 'man' but 'woman vagina' has a manual entry * joefu hands BAM the official #linpeople condoms * xyzzy digs manual entry joefu: you're a couple weeks late pal Joefu: What, only one set? Do we have to like pass them around and recycle them? * joefu pictures 18 miniature BAMs running around the channel Winter: sorta, as in the relationship is somewhat ambiguous at this poin * Winter nods BAM: Did you get a #linpeople.venerial.disease or something? :) BAM: Ah, ok. although Digital: no I didn't wint: how often do #linpeoplers get laid? :)) * foofpie grins at joefu joefu: I am making up for the rest of you :) Joe: Excellent point. That 6-pack should last the rest of the decade * joefu nods at Wint * foofpie giggles. * xyzzy thinks #linpeople get laid often because linux helps one pick up chicks heh well Xyzz: Hard to bring you Linux box to parties and bars, isn't it? this woman got me computer hardware for xmas. that is the way to my heart. :) BAM: touch ; kiss ; mount ; grep ; finger ; umount ; gawk ; more ; sleep BAM: the UNIX sex manual :) * joefu laughs joefu, Wint, Dig: she called me a UNIX snob the other day * Digital invites you all to #linsex. yeah joefu! :) Dig: yeah, but *boy howdy* is it worth it when you hit paydirt *yipee* * Trina wants _mickey to fuck her really hard and fast!! wow yikes WOO HOO MICKEY! * Digital looks at Mickey. * unSlider fscks trina * Trina wants _mickey very badly inside her!! * mickey_ mounts trina's filesystems and penetrates her hosts * Trina slaps _mickey around with here big tit hey, what kind of pie is foofpie anyway? elbo: if you repleace the f's with p's... then you will see :) * zapp wonders what a joefu is Zapp: We can tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. Government +secret. :) how do you fix a space bar thats too hard? my thumbs have rippling muscles now * jql prefers cout << cout << doesn't even look like a function. i'd rather use a real language. cout isn't a function, it's a statement ok.. i'd rather use a language that is functional rather than just one that makes a statement. * Cypress:#linpeople has been using Linux for 1.5 days now Cypress: you like it? Cypress: its great huh? i love the multi tasking..but can't figure out Pine damn thing what do you want Pandion? charm... wit... lots of cash... working dns... * christj wonders what it takes to get into the buttload. * christj isn't a kernel slut like joefu When he says Greased Weasel/ * Digital cackles at Winter. s/\/. Err s/s\/\\\//s\/\\\/. * LordNight laughs * Winter recalls Eve. * joefu hands Wint a huge trophy for that last regexp Heh. Well, it was my first, so I figured it should be a doozy s/s\/\\\//s\/\\\/ is a masterpiece! :) Holy Linux Cow is this sucker Fast!!! Hey people I got Xwindows to Work!!! shit, I made the buttload damn, and I tried so hard to keep out of it, I just happened to open my mouth at the wrong +time Odinn: Again. hate to ask a stupid question, but what are emacs? gnu's in training what os, unix? how come yahoo lists 114 supermodel sites but not 1 torvalds/thompson picture? linus and ken dont have good legs winter, i charge money for you to be rebroadcasting what i say here. you owe me 10 cents per word you have in the buttload. Anyone know where I can get Linux for Dos!? anyone know where i can get the linux bbs for dos? Rik: no, my system is secure as hell, we all tried to hack it for like 3 +hours how much does it cost to get some tech help? shinobi: we charge around $175 a minute by *** Shinobi has left channel #linux * HoopyCat listens to the "please hold while we process your tcp packet" music on his sound ysstem what are linpeople joant: Live Intimate Netsex goodie my kind of people until then we talk about linux *** JoanT has left channel #linpeople 9 out of 10 doctors agrre that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. anyways, who uses Make when you can do it by hand? lordnight: 'make love' is generally considered more enjoyable than doing it by hand Digital: There's a difference between a rogue bawt deopping X 100 times in 3 minutes and me deopping +X. Once wint: Hmmm... the nose, the piercing look, the slack posture. You could pass for a rogue bot. +:-) joefu: you should add swap to the unix sex manual, for the truly adventurous. twil: i already have firewalling, fowarding/gatewaying and masquerading * LordNight doesn't really need aliasing too. LN: But do you have basting, barbacuing, and fileting? vergil: those are modules I'll read my e-mail when linux 2.0.0 is out. Hey how can I setup linux to use the slip account over the modem ? dip netconfig #linpeople Connect the dots Winter: soon brother, soon all new brethren will be stamped with the sign of belonging, +christened by address at birth, forever interworking in the dynamically routed reality of the then. Parents would provide DNS for their children... Diz: They're up to Win95 ver 1.5 or so now. Diz: They just don't annnounce it. But my parental unit's system runs Win95 rev 1.4. you mean my win95 has an extra version number on it? hmm. where do i find this revision number? diz: its tatooed on your ass oh (looking) unS has been inspecting diz's ass? oh, THAT's what that was. I thought it was a klingon. has anyone here used SCO unix ever ? xhost: I was forced to in a turkish prison * Smed pees on X *** Mode change "+o Smed" on channel #linux by X * Winter laughs Now there's a bot that's into kinky sex. *** drat (~afsdf@ppp-m03-03.bgsu.edu) has joined channel #linux Anybody know of any good Unix software for win 95? drat: go away. *** drat has been kicked off channel #linux by LordNight ( go away, we're busy and hate win95 ) Snackware--the bite-sized distro that leaves you hungry for more! * CapBot wears steel underwear Cast Iron Jockstrap, more like it. * unSlider pulls down capbot's steel underwear and shoves a copy of win95 up its ass * unSlider watches as capbot crashes horribly * CapBot dumps core and rids himself of Win95. * sheep takes the Turing test and passes with flying colors. Linus Torvalds is a seething bucket of manliness. Wow you guys must be pretty advanced. Ive played alot with linux and I've nevec seen anything about blankets w pee on them or eating eyeballs out of splatteread heads from corpses s11: Obviously you don't run Redhat, then. gimme an example of fgets if you want something to do. LN: sometimes when I go to the store, I fgets what I went for. I am sorry I had to leave. Well I have been trying to mount my CDROM, they tolme that version 1.3.59 will let me mount it but when I tried to mount it It told me that my kernel does not support the iso9660 hmm shes playing hard to get ehh? sometimes they just dont want to be mounted you have to take into consideration her needs * robbin is bored. * joefu takes robbin behind the barn * joefu and robbin emerge from behind the barn, satisfied Joe: When'd you put a kitchen behind the barn? * joefu twacks Wint i have a fucking taiwan special keyboard and i type like a fucking mo nkey. i love it unS: You mean, on an infinite number of typewriters, working on this pl ay about a Danish prince? Wint: Of course, that assumes the monkeys are random, and it's a well known fact that monkeys are +not random. You toss them on a 4billion degree flame, they burn. Pretty predi ctable. :) Odinn: Corpus Christi, Texas. (South TX). I'm running a traceroute and I'm gonna run +tcpspray on every site until I leave sprint.. tcpspray sounds like virtual silly string. Ah, the buttload, I look at thine pristine dress, Ah, the buttload, I look enviously at thine breasts. Ah, the buttload, the final caveat emptor, Ah, the buttload, tata, and have a nice day. * LordNight inserts famous last words: gee, i don't think i've ever been killed before *** Signoff: LordNight (Killed (HoopyCat (You have activated the automatic AMES-system remover. Have a nice day. *ZOT*))) James Joyce is fucking my sister * Randall imagines a large colony of linchicks, sitting around on 386's in the nude, as I ride in with my alpha strapped to my back * Randall encourages joefu to continue the search for the linchicks not even any DOS babes here .. maybe some MacOS chicks that doesn't even count * joefu really never stopped to classify babes by OS my dog could use MacOS the weird thing is, i woke up spontaneously lately I've been waking up 15 minutes before my alarm joefu: that's unhealthy BAM: oh? :) joefu: yeah, you should be so tired from sex the night before that you can 't move However, I live in one of the most beautiful college buildings in the world :) BAM: Miami is pretty nice d00d ;) Randall: I've been there, and trust me, it is not the "Yale of the Midwest" like your recruiting people would like to claim :) * Randall beats BAM about the head with a red brick * BAM beats Randall about the head with a large Gothic flagstone see, we even have better things to beat people with. tender: maybe the case is 15" :-( unsl could be.. unsl you mean its measured across the *largest* portion of the monitor? depending on how lame the company is, yes tender: reputable companys tell u the crt size.. lame companys tell you the manufacturers dick length ooh.. id like to be a disreputable monitor manufacturer.. Is there something wrong with me for wanting to fuck the Pantine ProV spokesmodels? they just keep gettin cuter and cuter verg: nah verg: unless they're male it's the same one, it causes mutations ;) * jdh ponders BAM's twack fixation. I'm not fixated on anything but the hot redhead at the gym mmm *** joefu has changed the topic on channel #linguru to Linguru. It's a way of life. BAM is horny. BAM: s/ck/t/ hahahahahaha * joefu rofl yea! i'm in the buttload one more time... :) *** Signoff: LordNight (Read error to LordNight[faerun.xtc.net]: Connection reset by peer) apparently the excitement was too much for him ;) Well, it's too much for me. well I always though that linux was 95% compatible with linux nested parens turn me on :) yes! yes! deeper! deeper! the rumors that the nsa has found a way to reverse rot13 are completely untru. I'm building .77 or somehting like that. too many kernels, too little time Wow. Seeing that LED in a glowing room was like sex, only better. someone needs to integrate pine into the kernel make a pine syscall #linux suqx0rs harder than a 2-dollar hooker sex is a good thing. I heartily recommend it. I just wish I could get it more frequently that I have been. :) brilliant words. * Digital slaps the BAM sticker of approval on sex. See why we keep BAM around? :) hehe * Digital tries hard to suppress the obvious "Wham, BAM, thank you ma'am" joke. :) man, if miranda had gerbils running it, they'd weigh 80 pounds and be able to kick the ass of a medium-sized wolf *** Mode change "-o jql" on channel #linguru by unSlider Finally! :) *** Mode change "+o jql" on channel #linguru by W Darn! BAM: Well, I meant to rm *.c, but instead I did rm *>c, which had predictable effects. * Digital despondently views 'c'. if i was a aix box, i would be in denial 'no, i know im a sparc' 'i aint no stinkin rs6k' * Winter grunts incoherently * drz lets loose a statistician and he finds coherence in Wint's grumbling... s/ce/cy/ * jdh finds a better statistician who can track netscape stock price by wint's grumbling. microsoft specializes in offering yesterday's solutions today :) * LordNight switchs Digital's gcc with lcc. :) * jdh_ switches LN's gcc with folgers crystals <_Eagle_> i wanna be able to offer a service to my customers that they cant get elsewhere sex? *zot*. What are we doing tonight, Bra{y|n}e? Same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over #dogsex LN: It's like the difference between (IMHO) saying "Haha, your pants are down" and actually going up and butfucking the guy when said trousers are ankle oriented. * Randall waits for predictablle Dole comment s/ ... oh who cares haha, regexp apathy If my room were six inches longer, I could type on the Sparc comfortably. BAM: You type with your penis? *Digital* Are there any big dangerous caps in an amp? -> *digital* not really *Digital* So, I don't have to worry about blowing my hand off? NO CARRIER NO CARRIER;22r2;1H ;24r2;1H Do I have to mount my printer, Please somebody help me???? :( crank: only if your printer begs you <_Digital> X sucks. dig: how do you know? <_Digital> Joe: I saw a picture of it in a magazine a few months ago. :) basically the regulations about the ameteur bands apply to anything s tronger than the shit electronics stuff might put out as interference however, the fm bands have a few loopholes.. l00pholes! gain root on your local fm radio station. :) <_Digital_> wint: Yep. Anyone older than me is defined as "decrepit". :) dig: everyone here is older than you, now that hewpik@ is gone uhh ohh ...digital how old are you? <_Digital_> max: 14. Bbut a veery studly 14. ;) <_Digital_> How old was h00py? :) I think he was about 8 14 holy childs milk!!!!!! * j0efu heard her recite pi the other night i was told there was one stanza of pi that was especially moving Is wint becoming laggardly in his buttloadian duties? :) Wint: Get your priorities straight, man. Buttload *before* all else. Except wild thrashing sex. Today I realized that reading the buttload is the irc equivalent of listening to a tape of yourself and going "Do I really sound like that?" we all ought to have fuckin {100baseT|fddi} running between each other unslider: in a just world we would hehehe wouldn't matter bicky would route it through blacksburg anyway ;) -> *X* fuck you -X- This command is obsolete Try it! It works! :) chritsj: Fidonet hopes one day to grow to a level where it can proudly say it sucks goat testicles. Right now the goat runs away. I thought this was supposed to be the linux channel julious: its junior high day and where is fric anyway, that old sheep fucker? Random thought: we need a project to get linux on the simpsons * Randall ponders living on campus for leet oar.net speeds s/.// Leet OARnet speeds? * Winter looks for Randall's crack pipe zooooo...cough....sputter....oom * Winter high-fives Randall * Randall wizzes by oarnet in his tercel BAM: do you adertise your penis length? s/ad/adv Advertising penis length might hurt BAM's prospects. Winter: ouch :) * Randall high-fives stumpy^H^H^H^H^HBAM <^howie^> could someone help me out here how do you do space characters in unix? with the space bar <^howie^> thats not what i meant that's what you asked hmm....ok........is there something called X windows?......i think it 's linux for windows... well if "channel-key a reasonable secret" i thought a good while back was everyones opinion that they would be banned something tells me the box is broken unS: 2 seconds more and *I* would've told you that Red Hat Linux release 3.0.3 (Picasso) Kernel 1.2.13 on a i586 pearly-gates.vatican.com login: waha!@#!@#! GOD RUNS REDHAT i altered the Calibrating delay loop to Masturbating delay loop, the Floppy disk drive(s) to Floppy dick drive(s) and IP Protocols: ... to IP Protocols: 133+, ... * Lobsang tosses a RoadRunner at Coyote. :) And, alarmingly, the word 'buttfuck' just appeared in all 3 of my ircii windows at the same time, by totally differnt people. *** FredBob is mikel@harvey.cdrom.com (.) pizza sauce burns suck i got a ham/grease pizza burn today Phil: The cheese was keeping the sauce nice and scorching hot. <_Phil_> Cherebrum: the sauce was UNDER the cheese? floating cheese! sailing the seas Phil: yes, cause the cheese melted over the sauce. hewpikat is in iowa, right? LN: are you sure its spelled right? thats how i meant to spell it. ln: Well, yeah. It's not the kind of thing that you end up typing by accident. :-) in a list of about 35000 us cities, hewpikat is not listed uhh HoopyCat, you know, the person who IRCs? he isn't a city, yet. if god were good, there would not be 29,184 newsgroups. cool... I just broke the child-protection off my lighter :) * Digital adds one to the current sum of tobacco junkies in #linguru. Dig: how do you know he isn't just using it to burn down buildings or for illegal drugs? or all three smoke a cigarette and take a hit off hte pipe while the school burns down *** vergil is now known as Female Hey dig... wanna go back to my place? Female: Not unless you have a computer that I can IRC from. * Female smacks Digital Skunky: Give me your root password and I'll check it out. ;) dig, sorry, I don't trust you. (: Skunky: No problem, I don't trust me either. Just yesterday i caught myself trojanizing login on my Minix box, I had to block myself at the router an d terminate my account. :( I have 3 frogs on my glass door, and they are barking. Digital: You must have missed the story of how I got laid by three diff erent women on the same day didn't you? verg: Actually, you probably told me, but one of the mind's more cleve r defences against insanity is to block out really unpleasant memories. :) messed up how? Oh yeah. Dave's a whacko. He's supposed to be really really insecure and have a messed up family life. Apparently after every show he goes into this little room and watches it on tape and the crew can hear chairs thrown around +'n stuff. BAM: You wake up every day of your entire life with a gap in your front teeth that you can't explain or remember getting and +YOU try and not get messed up. unSlider: I had that dream again where I'm walking around school looking for a class that I've been skipping for most of +the semester, and then look down to find that for some reason I have my penis out of my trousers and I put it between pages 53 and +54 of my math textbook. Then I realise that pages 53 and 54 never face each other in textbooks and I wake up sweating. What bothers me is this: Why do I keep putting my dick in my math textbook? Is it a "fuck math" thing or is it "I'd be more potent if I had a firm grasp of calculus"? And if I have a "firm grasp" of math, does it mean that I'm touching myself too much? * _jdh_ fondly recalls slackware :) * Randall recalls fondling slackware :) * BAM rpm -ihv hotlinchick-1.0-1.bam.rpm * _jdh_ thankfully notices that BAM did not include --force :) I want to know why "BEEG GREENE BROKEN PENIS" is still in my cut buffer Gakuk! * chris does the heimlich on Fare. * notStoney just skated to the mall and clubbed some f******* with his bike +chain!