- Do you wear ugboots shopping?
- Have you ever recited bible passages while on the toilet?
- Do you regularly eat breakfast at McDonalds?
- Is your pocket protector orange?
- Do you find yourself cleaning your toes on Friday nights?
- Does your pet cockroach live in a matchbox?
- Do you keep 1Mb of Pi in your Favourites directory?
- Do you wear Microsoft brand sunglasses?
- Do you wear blue suede shoes to work?
- Have you read the bible while swinging from a tree?
- Do you only eat the gherkin when you buy a burger?
- Does your pocket protector dispense good condoms?
- Do you wear imitation leopard skin false toenails?
- Does your pet matchbox live in a cockroach?
- Have you applied Pi to your bedroom decoration?
- Did you design Windows 95?
- Do you exclusively wear lumberjack boots?
- Do you stick bible pages together and send them as postcards?
- Did you convince your friends to work at McDonalds and then hide?
- Do you bravely leave your pockets unprotected?
- Do your toes never leave your attractive lumberjack boots?
- Do you save the earth and recycle matchboxes and cockroaches?
- Are you frankly more interested in pie than Pi?
- Have you met satan? Or Bill Gates?