NT is great for some things. I have a nice picture of a weather maP in my desktop on another box right now. NT is therefore very good at making $3300 worth of hardware look like a weather map. Reminds me of when we were unpacking a shitload of Dell computers (man are those things butt heinous); I was using a razor blade to slit the tape, and one of my cow-orkers asked me something like "What are you doing with that razor blade?" to which my response could only be "I'm a sysadmin!" "a mouse is a device you use to point to the xterm you want to type in" (c) 1997 Niels fare - *shrug* I like it, I think the console sucks, that's freedom of speech, that's what people died for in WWII aiel: I thought they died as an excuse to democratic leader's incompetence after WWI... "can NE1 help me aim nuclear weaponz????? /MSG ME!!" Christians say humans are born with a NACK for SYNing * MajorTom almost has a deep introspective thought on the meaning of life, but alas, another great insight into the human condition is lost as his roomates pr0n screen saver kicks in.... Myth - thanks :) Myth - do you take american express? Xerithane: no, cash or check only myth takes goats aswell Hey man.. Windows NT is great for embedded applications.. Like 50lb doorstops. Interesting. When I try to use that DSP plug-in, it mutes the sound. Then again, reverb isn't exactly a k-whrad thing to add to a fucking MP3 player. "I can make this song sound like John Goodman farted it out!" * xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables" #1: A windows NT network > core: ah, a hopeless incompetant non-techie? asako: yes, a boss. asako: I am Ok. But doesn't my brain. RedHat is the Win95 of Linux. Ooog: i got linux installed buti wanna boot from a stiffy... > Polar: if you want to boot from your own dick that's your business but you'll need to write the drivers yourself :P *#* nonono (~waldik@hb115.hb.vossnet.de) has joined channel #linux nonono: are you my bank manager? *illuzion* "... here is my four assed monkey, and my four assed ostrich, and of course my four assed mongoose..." asako: oh, right.. I've heard about those holiday things.. are they good? > Sky: "holiday" is just a synonym for "sit on irc wasting the whole day" -- so you should know what they're like. :) *illuzion* the one where they portray the plight of deranged chihuahuas in modern society? -> *illuzion* somebody hasn't been taking his pills *> illuzion counts the pink elephants *> illuzion returns a non-positive transcendental number > aiel: it's, it's, it's BILL GATES! :) run away! run away! asako - wow! that's a good sign, then he's really worried about it :) RelDrgn: no no no... run towards with extended fist :) * aiel holds his ground > aiel: he got sick of being shown as Bill Gates of Borg, I guess :) okasa: you stole my line okasa: :) * illuzion takes a bite out of aiel's ground > _susru: that's what I'm here for One day a programmer (who shall remain nameless) was walking along and saw a frog, which said to him "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess" so he picked it up and put it in his pocket and took it home set it down on his desk next to his computer and it says again "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess" he smiles at it and loads up xemacs after about half an hour the frog, exasperated, says "Look, I've told you I'm a beautiful princess... I'll do *anything* you want... why won't you kiss me?" he looks at the frog and says "I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool" asako: its a new mathematical function... instead of htan and atan, theres now a saTan well, in Dutch the word "AIDS" can be made an acronym for something like: "Shove in the rear darling" *bad* time to ask for help > Sans: in #linux, there is no such thing as a good time to ask for help. :) my friend's company now has their dedicated windows NT screen saver server. asako: my wife bought me two Monster 3D II cards, so I have been gaming heavily Dan - your wife is having an affair with another man ;) MAXHTHC Slack Users will scream their distrib is the true distib, RH users that they f** em all, Debianers that they laugh at our inferiority :) -asako- [#linux] Days like these I think someone pissed in the gene pool. there are some people who just ask for a kickban. then there are *others* who come in crawling on their hands and knees.. -Coronach- [#linux] yeah, then we were naked and I was looking for the laundry room.. i love my horse.. but i was asking about lunix and mirc.. Well, he took a 10ft pole, heated it to 2000Kelvin and showed them with a flashlight where the pole was going to be stuck in if they didn't upgrade. "cube root" - the admin on the neat NeXtCube. * illuzion is away - watching pretty flashy lights - messages will be translated into FORTRAN and fed to an obese wombat * moogy notes that san's nose keeps changing depending on which terminal/font I am using Bill Gates jumped me in a dark alley * illuzion compiles his cud I cant remember who said it.. something like "Unix is the only place you will here seious conversation about forked zombie daemon childern" mike: because RH5 attracts idiots like slackware attracts dickheads. like debian attracts egomaniacs all snackware users need k k-lines that is. Brazil in #Linux, someone have some tips? "what bolds around gets kicked around" chared: don't be afraid to use extra toys in bed. jdh: what do kernels do? yeh, blonde wig, i'm doing a spice girls act with the 1st XV boys <- baby spice cmos: and you are impressing chicks with this? cmos: sounds more like the village people on crack someday, i'll release my children under the GPL. RaZoRBLaD: nick sounds like a tampon brand-name thgouh Brun: would you, were you a girl, buy a tampon with Razor in the name? ;) well, can qsomeone at least point me in a god direction? vw_bob: god direction? *points straight up* you can reach me on 0800 SUCKMYCOCK - ask for the manager. fucknuckle, n,: fuk nuk le - "*W* fretless is ~fretless@ppp204.ciris.net (Andrew)"