Steven Hanley
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Tue, 12 Sep 2006
Drunken teddy bears considered dangerous - 11:51
What happens to teddy bears drinking (full size)
Some possibly misleading statements about teddy bears (full size)
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You see what happens when you allow your teddy bear drinking problems to go
unchecked, they become a danger to themselves and possibly others. This poor
bear has obviously been putting away one too many bottles of wine and look at
all those bandages it needs. To think you leave your teddy near a bottle of
wine and come back to find it had to be air lifted to hospital and get
bandaged up. Sure people may think this is less serious than
babies
drinking beer but obviously something is wrong with the world when drunken
injured teddy bears become common place.
Do not let your teddy bears drink and mountain bike (both the bottle of wine
and the teddy bear are from the N-ZO 12 hour mountain bike race I competed in
up near Sydney this weekend). Sure if the stuff on the tea towel in the second
photos is to be believed teddy bears are great companions and there should
nary be a problem, however I notice at least there is a teddy, supposedly one
not telling sordid tales of your life to people at parties, holding a wine
glass, who knows what will happen if too many refills come its way.
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